Backdoor Pleasure patterns
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A completely hilarious collection of patterns by Rod Munch to get her to submit to and enjoy anal sex:) Unbelieveable, I almost laughed my ass off (whoops?:) the first time I read them:) Rod Munch, mindlist:
Purpose: To implant the idea of receiving pleasure from her ass.
Subject: Your Friend (who else?) Rod
Did I ever tell you about my friend Rod? Well, he's a damn cool guy,
but he got a new job. Yeah, he's on the R&D team of some furniture
company, (make up a name, Muncher Furniture perhaps?). Yeah, well he's
working on a team and their job is to design the perfect chair. Did you
ever have a favorite chair? (of course she sez yes) What was it like?
I have to ask this stuff, maybe I can give Rod some ideas. (let her
talk about the perfect chair). Feed her info back to her in the
following part: Yeah, I know what you mean. Isn't it great how you can
have a favorite seat, and after a hard, stressful day at work, you LOOK
FORWARD TO PLOPPING YOUR ASS/BUTT DOWN on that seat (point to schlong).
And then you get there and you see that seat (point to schlong) and you
can already start to RELAX and FEEL SO GOOD just thinking about how
great it will feel when you LOWER YOUR ASS ONTO THAT SEAT (point to
schlong!!!) and think how great it will be to slowly SLIDE DOWN ONTO IT
(point to schlong!!!).
Purpose: To program her with not only anal pleasure, but sexually
oriented anal pleasure
Subject: Life's Little Surprises
Do you like surprises? I think it's great how the best things in life
are unexpected. What was the best surprise you've ever gotten? And I'm
not talking about a gift necesarrily, I mean just something that
happened that was so good, but was totally unexpected.
(Let her talk, get her in state)
Yeah, I can totally hear/feel/see what you mean. Isn't it just great
how the things in life that just sneak up behind you unexpectedly? I
mean, there are things you know are coming and you can see them, like,
"Oh, it's Friday, I'm getting paid today." Now that's in front of you,
in your future, but then the best things in life, the ones that can make
you FEEL FULFILLED and FEEL SO GOOD FROM YOUR BOTTOM to your top have a
tendency to sneak up behind you and COME FROM YOUR REAR. And INSIDE YOU
ASS yourself, "This is so great! How can something this great (point to
schlong) just take me from behind and surprise me like this?" I mean,
that facinates me, take a second and think about how the greatest things
(point to schlong) you have ever felt took you from the rear...think
about that. It's sexually facinating if you really THINK ABOUT IT and
TAKE IT ALL IN ANALlytically.
You know what else in interesting? Is how simple words that I say can
make you feel so good. (remember you have been SSing her for a while by
now). It's like you feel these things (point to schlong) COMING IN YOUR
REAR, ENTERING YOUR REAR, being whispered to you, and it can make you
feel so good. Don't you find that when I talk like that, when I DO IT,
you can't resist and you just OPEN YOUR REAR and LET IT SLIDE INSIDE
YOU, hearing those words and feeling so wonderful?
You know, I have this other friend, Rod, isn't it funny how I can have
so many friends named Rod?
At any rate, he owns this dingy little
steakhouse on the other side of town, called "Rod's Meat." Anyways I
was talking to his wife the other day over some drinks and she is kind
of the manager of the place. But she was telling me how terrible her
job was...so routine, so boring. Everyweek she counts the money, writes
the paychecks to the employees and supervises the food shipments. Well,
she was saying that her job was getting so boring, that she couldn't
take it anymore.
Well, she got some relief one week when the meat
shipment came in, and it was bigger than usual, and she couldn't get it
the same way she had been. She had to totally change the process, and
she told me, "Sometimes you have to BREAK ROUTINE, and DO IT
DIFFERENTLY." She said that she had to get the meat in the backdoor,
where she had never gotten it before, and you know it's funny, but that
little break with routine, something as simple as when you GET THE MEAT
(point to schlong) IN THE BACKDOOR, can make you FEEL SO GOOD.
it was a little harder for her at first, since she had never done it
that way before, but once she got started, and past the first part of
it, as the process went on, she felt so good to have done it
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