Handling delusional chicks, karatebabe lives a nightmare!
From the archives at Maniac High's Seduction Website: http://www.pickupguide.com Re: Mystery: delusional chicks & sympathy lies! Date: 11/12/2000 Author: maniac_high <maniac_high@yahoo.com> << previous in search ? next in search >> Re: Mystery: delusional chicks & sympathy lies! 001112 Mystery wrote in another post this week regarding lying to chicks, about how not to underestimate how delusional a chick is willing to become in order to keep her 'happy' view of the world. He is absolutely right. And this explains how seeming 'jerk' can get away with what seems like such ridiculous shit. Case in point, is where I recently did a fuckup, and then recovered with Karatebabe (see lay report, my page). This is the chick that would go around my place after sex cleaning up her own hairs so that "the other chicks" wouldnt find out about her. Well, one day we are going for coffee, and she asks me if I had been seeing another chick at the time I started dating her. Figuring (incorrectly) from her behavior, that this chick knew totally what the score already was, I said I had been (wrong answer!). She freaked out and went balistic at me. Shit about "how I make her fool, go behind her back..and other shit". In retrospect it was clear though.. she got upset, because something she merely 'suspected' (even though it was fucking obvious as shit, as other chicks stuff was all over the fucking house), now became something 'confirmed', and that shattered her entire world.. I then smartened up and realized what I had just done, and recovered by saying that I dumped her after I first started dating you (Karatebabe), a few weeks later. After that, she settled down (even though every week there was different chick stuff all over the house after that!). She asked me about it, and I said no, there are no chicks.. She said she accepted that, and that her 'nightmare' now was over, and everything was fine again. Later she found some makeup and chick stuff in the bathroom cabinet (another chick must have slipped it there for someone else to find it), so I had to think fast on my feet for that one... So I told her that I have a real dark secret and she might be very disappointed in me (now she is expecting to hear something about a chick).. Then (remembering she likes gays and stuff) I tell her that I like to make believe to dress like a girl (lots of J-guys do it actually, so I know it is not so far fetched here), and I have guy friends that do it with me, and sorry I didnt tell you earlier.. (of course this is TOTALLY false.. Maniac is not even remotely gay, nor a crossdresser or any of that shit)... however.. she ACCEPTED that story, and was relieved (in spite of the fact that I was almost cracking up when I said it, since I was SURE she would call me on my bullshit... but she didnt)! Fuck!, the totally ridiculous things you have to tell a chick... AND! they accept it (as they try to internalize it and believe it at least at some level so that their happy delusional world doesn't come crashing to bits).. Strange, isnt it..! Maniac High http://www.pickupguide.com
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